A burglar stole all the light bulbs in my house.
I know I should be more upset, but I’m absolutely delighted!
Paddy says to Mick, I’m thing of buying a Labrador.
Fook that says Mick, have you seen how many of their owners that go blind.
Had a bad mixup at woolies today, when the girl said strip down facing me,
Apparently she was referring to my debit card.
Thanks for the kind words guys, was a very quiet day. Saved all my energy for the AFL Grand Final today. I’m sure I will celebrate today. GO PIES...
Apparently you can’t use beef stew for password
It’s not stroganoff.
She was spoilt as usual thanks Grant.
She had a great day thanks Bert and was truly spoilt as always.
I don’t understand how a cemetery can raise it funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.
Happy Birthday to my wonderful wife Cathy.
Paddy and Murphy working on a building site,
A slate falls of the roof slicing Paddys ear off,
Murphy finds it and says is this yours Paddy?
Bit bloody late, but a big happy birthday Mark. The big 60. Hope you had a great one mate.
Happy Birthday Paul, have a great day mate.
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