This morning I saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall. I thought to myself “That’s a little condescending!”.
A hat and a set of jumper leads go into a bar. The hat goes up to order drinks and the Bar man refuses to serve him. When the hat asked why, the...
Look at moi, look at moi old man!
There was a kidnapping at my school today! .
Thankfully he woke up just before the bell! ☮️☮️
A pirate noticed some moles on his back. Worried they could be cancerous, he went to the doctor. The doctor carefully inspected the moles, then...
Happy New Year from Klub VW Sunshine Coast!
We hope 2018 will be good to you and your Dubs will be equally swell!
Our annual Klub show ‘Love Ya Dub’...
A man walks through the zoo and spots a piece of toast in a cage. The sign said ‘bread in captivity ‘.
Do zombies find it hard to get a date? Nah, they can usually dig one up!
Already booked, dude!
Two fish in a tank, one says "You drive, I'll man the guns."
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