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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    What do you call a magic dog?
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    A Labracadabrador
     
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  2. BrianK

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    Just got banned from bunnings. Some idiot in a green apron came up and asked if I wanted decking but luckily I got the first punch in.
     
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  3. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Someone you knew :rolleyes:
     
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  4. KahunaKombi

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    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy
     
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  5. KahunaKombi

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    My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70. "Blow this," I thought, "I can get one cheaper off the web."
     
  6. Wayne murray

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    You reminded me of this dwarf one




    I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, 'I'm not happy'. To which I replied, 'Which one are you then.
     
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    grumpy I would think
     
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  8. Grantus

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    Possibly, but if the dwarf rear ended the car in front, maybe it was sleepy?

    Or if he pull into traffic from a side street without looking........ maybe it was dopey. :rolleyes:
     
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    Believe the 8th dwarf is Pokey??
     
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    Pokey / Happy........same fella ! ;)
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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    This is unbearable!

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  16. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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  18. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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  20. KahunaKombi

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    I keep hearing music coming from the printer
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    I think the paper is jamming :confused:
     
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