Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.
What do you call a magic dog?
Just got banned from bunnings. Some idiot in a green apron came up and asked if I wanted decking but luckily I got the first punch in.
Someone you knew
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70. "Blow this," I thought, "I can get one cheaper off the web."
You reminded me of this dwarf one
I had a car crash the other day. A dwarf got out the other car and said, 'I'm not happy'. To which I replied, 'Which one are you then.
grumpy I would think
Possibly, but if the dwarf rear ended the car in front, maybe it was sleepy?
Or if he pull into traffic from a side street without looking........ maybe it was dopey.
Believe the 8th dwarf is Pokey??
Pokey / Happy........same fella !
This is unbearable!
Long time between hearing (reading) that one
I keep hearing music coming from the printer
I think the paper is jamming
Separate names with a comma.