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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes?
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    Corny! :oops:
     
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    Should have bought a vowel!

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  3. KahunaKombi

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    Not sure about the brick piano - but that's not the joke :rolleyes:

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  4. KahunaKombi

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    This is sadly very true, my sister is a school teacher and deals with this stuff a lot...
     
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    I deal with this on a regular basis........it's real.
    Enabling parents that think their "little darlings" can do no wrong......it MUST be your fault that they aren't achieving.
    There is a middle ground, however that requires effort by all involved ;)
    Cheers,
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    FATHER OF THE YEAR

    A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.
    After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
    He replied, "No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
     
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    I’d like to purchase one of these for Lorraine! :D @ruby6689
     
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  20. KahunaKombi

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    Reminds me of the sister in law who had to buy a camera :confused: ..... so TVSN was her channel and got a Canon and vows to take lessons and read the manual:rolleyes: (something that won't happen & still hasn't 5 years later) and so nieces wedding day and they want me to take photos but refuse as it's their family so I say she has the fancy camera so start clicking - want's to get a zoomed in shot so tries to crop it on the fold out screen :eek: as if she was using her mobile phone (that's another story and experience to witness) = you have a zoom button/lever ..... not to be out done she then gets a flat battery after 5 shots = I put it on charge >>>> yeah right but you didn't turn the charger on :oops:. Pull my Sony Cybershot out of the pocket and take the pictures as knew with her it'd be a disaster ;)
     
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