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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. KahunaKombi

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    A boy named Carol had a particularly rough childhood because of his uncommon name. He always got a lot of teasing and abuse at school. Eventually, he overcame his hang-up and married his high-school sweetheart.

    When their first child was born, he let his wife name her.

    She named the baby girl "Love" inspired in the same spirit as Carol's unique name.

    Unfortunately, Love grew up and endured much of the same teasing that Carol did, because of her strange name.

    She came home from school one day and screamed at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name.

    Carol took the blame to protect his wife and apologized.

    In a fit of rage, Love shot him with her dart gun and ran away.

    Minutes later, Carol's wife came home and saw him lying on the ground.

    "What happened?!" she asked, running to him.

    He waved her closer, and whispered, "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame. Darling, you gave Love a bad name."
     
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    Someone asked me about the situation between the Germans and Russians.
    I said "They're Poles apart"
     
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    What did Neil Armstrong say to Buz Aldrin when he stepped on his foot while walking on the moon?

    I Apollo-gize.
     
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    I was out the other morning jogging and i found a new tennis ball, so i picked it up and put it in my shorts pocket.
    Later i stopped at a pedestrian crossing waiting for the lights to change and a young woman standing next to me saw the large bulge And said whats that?, l said tennis ball, Omg she said i had tennis elbow once and that was painful so that must be very painful.
     
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    Thought this may have gone down the Dare milk advertisement and naming the son Callum Murray (Calamari :rolleyes::eek::p:confused:)
     
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    ^^^^ love that add
     
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    • AND HERE IS CALLUM MURRAY HE LIVES IN PORT MACQUARIE, Picture from the Port Macquarie News paper
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      Port Macquarie bowlers Callum Murray and Jack Lewis are well poised to make a charge on the greens at Port City.

     
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    Never seen that.
    Good advert.
     
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    Apparently he is also a referee in the Scottish football league

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calum_Murray
     
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    We had a Richard Staines in my industry

    He was an absolute gentleman and no one said otherwise
     
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    our school had a guy named Herby Hind he didn't care, hooked up with a girl named Tess tickle
     
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