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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

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    I got picked up for shoplifting today at the kitchenware at kmart, it was a wisk i was willing to take.
     
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    I visited my doctor today. I told the receptionist what was wrong. I said “I think I'm invisible”. She said “hold on I need to talk the doctor”, so I waited. She came back and said, “sorry, the doctor can't see you right now”. I knew it!
     
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    Mind Games
     
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    Don’t tell him......... just take away his drivers licence after it happens. He shouldn’t be allowed in the drivers seat of any vehicle! :eek:
     
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    Wasn't that a great idea-- removing the load tie downs on utes. You must admit he is resourceful though.
     
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    VW did that years ago....... well, not remove them, just never included any way of securing a load. :confused:

    My SC requires ingenious ways of securing a load, (but never involves the rear wheels)........... what were the VW designers thinking? o_O
     
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    I told my sister I was going to make a car out of spaghetti, but she didn’t believe me. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
     
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    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    I tried to catch the Fog the other day :rolleyes: ...... MIST :p
     
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