One for the festive season Dear Santa, This year I'd like you to give me a big fat bank balance and a nice slim body. ... and please don't get them mixed up like you did last year. Thanks T1 Terry
A polar bear and her cub are walking along the ice, when the cub asked, “Mum, what kind of bear am I?” “You’re a polar bear son”, was her reply. They walk a little further, when the cub says, “Are you sure I’m not a grizzly bear?” “Nope, you are a polar bear”, answers the mum. They continue on, then the cub pipes up “Maybe I’m a brown bear?”. “Look at your white fur son. You are a polar bear!” States the mother, getting a little fed up. “So you don’t think I’m a Koala Bear?” The mother stops, looks at the cub and says, “Look around. Do you see a single tree? No, so you are a polar bear!” The cub looks at her, and says:”Well if I’m a polar bear........ why am I so bloody cold then?”
I just heard this statement from J Rush on the news. goes something like. I experienced a sterilisation of my economic potential Gonna use that in the future.
Lowest common denominator ..... No one is allowed to be beautiful so that the ugly buggers don't complain. Applies to a lot of things now days.
Thanks, Got it now...it’s yet another physicality joke! Like whether it’s a one paper bag over the head, or two paper bags situation.... incase one comes off in the moment?
