Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.
Doh! Puzzled me a for few minutes. Then I scrolled down,
.....anticipation is half the fun Al
An oldy gut a goody..........
What do you call Winnie the Poo when he dies?
Winnie the Dead Shit.
Folks the crap joke thread has degenerated into the recycled crap joke thread & I thank you for your efforts in this regard.My recycle!
Punter goes to a pub & asks for a schooner. Barman says 5 cents. Punter asks "How much would a steak & 3 veg & a glass of red cost me?" Barman answers 20 cents. Punter asks "It's 40 years since I've had a beer at that price. Where is the owner, I'd like to thank him personally".
Barman says "He's upstairs with my wife". Punter says "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
Barman says "Same as I'm doing down here to his pub!".
Sorry but you laughed!
If tin whistles are made from tin ...... then what are fog horns made from
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