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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. MAP77

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    reply...

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  4. wombatventures

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    My red healer is locally known as " Get out of the f...ing way", " ...king move!" And "For f... sake!"o_O
     
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    Thats’s so funny...........our daughters first child could say down pat “on the mat”referring to the two English staffies
     
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    Oddly enough I have a Cocker Spaniel with the same name! Small world!
     
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    The red heeler called " herpes" :eek:

    Wouldn't heel.
     
  8. wirrah

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    Our internet connection is ADSL 1 at the withering end of distance to the exchange. Equates to 1mbs (2 on a really, really good day if it holds up). So I take my new phone into the driveway, sitting in the back of the 'Velle with one of my Cocker Spaniels, with the new (for us) Discovery 4 in front (600nm of torque!) and open up the phone and a beer. It flags a 2 bar 5G connection (which is not technically available here). So I did a speed test. 130mbs!!!! And only a few metres from our ADSL point where 4G is available at best.

    I guess I've caught Covid now.
     
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  9. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    It's a red healer :rolleyes: ..... always got to be next to your heels ;)
     
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  11. Wayne murray

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    Didn't know where best place to put this photo! It's not a joke but is crap planning .So I thought crap joke was best, This fence is being built across the road from my place. Between the council and the builders couldn't work this out after 12months and been told by residents that they are on council land by 2 meters ,builders solution!:confused:
    Hope you can shake your head like I was:confused: after all it is funny.

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    As visitors here would know, one of our cats is named Kimi.

    With cyclone Kimi in Qld, I found a cyclone category explanation:

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  15. Jurgen Grossmutter

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    When catastrophe strikes
     
  16. KahunaKombi

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    So they've encroached onto the nature strip by 2 metres leaving (approx.) 1 metre to the gutter :eek: ..... expect they think they own the land right up to the gutter :rolleyes: ..... worth a laugh :D;):)
     
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  18. oldman

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    I wouldn't want to be the owners of that........Surveyors can sort boundaries out very quickly.......it aint rocket science !!
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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    They had the surveyors out, don't know what the outcome was, know that what ever it was no body wants to go to the trouble of owning up to fixing it, not my problem.o_O Don't see it from my place!;)
     
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