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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. Barry

    Barry Well-Known Member

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    @Kazz
    I have given up “pairing up” socks.
    Made a decision the beginning of the year that socks are now “2 by 2”
    No one can see.
    Why spend all that time trying to find it’s mate.
    No longer care if one sock has a hole in it - just grab the first one available
     
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  2. cbus

    cbus Well-Known Member

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    We are lucky if the dress pair of thongs match :p
     
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  3. wirrah

    wirrah Well-Known Member

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  4. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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  5. Jurgen Grossmutter

    Jurgen Grossmutter Well-Known Member

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    I did the opposite as a kid when my parents were inspecting a house. I told em the toilet was to big to flush and it didn't work
     
  6. grumble

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    I buy a few pair all the same colour and it doesn't matter and if the hole is where your big toe is put it on the other foot Barry but don't wear them with your sandals.:):)
     
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  7. MAP77

    MAP77 Well-Known Member

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  8. bagman

    bagman Well-Known Member

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    Agree , same with thongs , buy 4 pair the same start of every season
     
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  9. bagman

    bagman Well-Known Member

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  10. wirrah

    wirrah Well-Known Member

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    If I'd known socks were such a popular topic for discussion I may have posted this sooner (or not at all)! :)
     
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  11. Kazz

    Kazz Well-Known Member

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    I do the same........swap feet..........but I have to admit in the cooler months it’s Crocs with socks !!
     
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  12. Barry

    Barry Well-Known Member

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    Oh dear........o_Oo_Oo_O
     
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  13. MAP77

    MAP77 Well-Known Member

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    MAP77 Well-Known Member

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    TeeBee Well-Known Member

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    Jurgen Grossmutter Well-Known Member

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  17. Grantus

    Grantus Well-Known Member

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    Strangely, I can cope with the tiling, quite nicely funky.......... but I detest shower curtains, and with an impractical sloping rail not level - that’s the bit that sucks!
     
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  18. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Would not have been cheap to do that tiling :eek:
     
  19. wirrah

    wirrah Well-Known Member

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    "If you think you are smarter than the previous generation...

    50 years ago the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves.

    Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery."

    So I checked the, new for us, 2016 LR D4 and sure enough there is nothing in there about the valves but a clear warning that ingesting battery electrolyte can be fatal.
     
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  20. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Expect your 2016 LR has more warnings than actual instructions :confused: just like my 2016 (MY17) VW Golf GTI 40 Years :rolleyes: & the 2020 VW T-ROC ;) .... with some things not even covered just as well an internet search finds these in youtube videos by US VW Dealers :eek:
     

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