Crap joke thread....

@Kazz
I have given up “pairing up” socks.
Made a decision the beginning of the year that socks are now “2 by 2”
No one can see.
Why spend all that time trying to find it’s mate.
No longer care if one sock has a hole in it - just grab the first one available

 

Qld.
We are lucky if the dress pair of thongs match

 

I did the opposite as a kid when my parents were inspecting a house. I told em the toilet was to big to flush and it didn't work

 

I buy a few pair all the same colour and it doesn't matter and if the hole is where your big toe is put it on the other foot Barry but don't wear them with your sandals.

 

Agree , same with thongs , buy 4 pair the same start of every season

 

If I'd known socks were such a popular topic for discussion I may have posted this sooner (or not at all)!

 

I do the same........swap feet..........but I have to admit in the cooler months it’s Crocs with socks !!

 

Oh dear........

 

No, just no. I would not cope.

 

Tiling by Picasso

 

Strangely, I can cope with the tiling, quite nicely funky.......... but I detest shower curtains, and with an impractical sloping rail not level - that’s the bit that sucks!

 

"If you think you are smarter than the previous generation...

50 years ago the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves.

Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery."

So I checked the, new for us, 2016 LR D4 and sure enough there is nothing in there about the valves but a clear warning that ingesting battery electrolyte can be fatal.