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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. wirrah

    wirrah Well-Known Member

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    Pages of these sort of things. I just don't understand under what circumstances one would be swallowing battery contents... Maybe it prevents catching Covid after using your 5G phone?

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  2. melissa

    melissa Administrator Staff Member

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    It would only be in case you are stranded in the desert with no water - probably find a warning for drinking the coolant too.
     
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  3. wirrah

    wirrah Well-Known Member

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    But then it doesn't say anything about drinking it straight from the radiator!
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  4. David H

    David H Well-Known Member

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    A tough photo for perspective but if you 'chase' ceiling for level I believe the curtain rail is;) (within a few mm!!).
    Also dislike 'clingy' shower curtains!!
    Cheers
     
  5. David H

    David H Well-Known Member

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    Where else would you get your alcohol from in the desert:p?
    Cheers
     
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  6. Grantus

    Grantus Well-Known Member

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    You could be right, but you are assuming the ceiling to be level.....

    Chase it to the bath, (which would be useless if not installed level), and I think it slopes parallel to the sloping ceiling. :rolleyes:
     
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  7. David H

    David H Well-Known Member

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    Bloody panoramic lenses:(.
    Put a taper to fit to space. At least the average between ceiling/curtain rail/bath is still 90 degrees;).
    Cheers
     
  8. deeksy62

    deeksy62 Well-Known Member

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    I was driving to work today and saw an accident, a truck carrying Vicks Vapour Rub lost its load!

    Amazingly, there was no congestion!!


    With apologies
    Steve
     
  9. wirrah

    wirrah Well-Known Member

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    Wattie Well-Known Member

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  11. T1 Terry

    T1 Terry Well-Known Member

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    Gotta love the relaxed look on the cow :lol: Can you imagine trying to do that with a cat :mad:

    T1 Terry
     
  12. Barry

    Barry Well-Known Member

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    probably dead
     
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  13. gazman

    gazman Well-Known Member

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  14. wirrah

    wirrah Well-Known Member

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    You have all got it wrong. Italian Motor Cycle Riders' Club Mascot

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  15. Barry

    Barry Well-Known Member

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    @gazman

    reckon that one is definitely road kill
     
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  16. David H

    David H Well-Known Member

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    In keeping with this one.
    Truck load of viagra rolled over on Swansea Bridge (it's a bridge that raises to let boats out of Lake Macquarie).
    Took them 4 hours to get the bridge down:p:):D.
    Cheers
     
  17. wombatventures

    wombatventures Well-Known Member

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    Jurgen Grossmutter Well-Known Member

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  19. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    My Parents taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE ..

    "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside… I just finished cleaning."
     
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  20. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    My Parents taught me RELIGION.

    "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
     
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