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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    My Parents taught me about WEATHER.

    "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
     
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  2. Grantus

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    Found this one on a neighbouring landholders fridge on the weekend:

    “Farmers are the only ones that buy everything retail, sell everything wholesale......... and pay freight both ways!”
     
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  5. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Nah Barry, you see I was brought up in a Russian household and so many different things were put up on the plate & egg plant was one we were forced to eat ..... didn't like it then and same now ..... things like roll mops was another - salted/marinated herring but while then I wasn't a fish eater except for battered fish @ Manly these day I'm ok with them. One of those things you either like or not.;)
     
  6. T1 Terry

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    Not quite true, anyone with feed in solar also pays for the cables and poles to connect to the seller and tax both ways. At least the farmer gets to claim a GST rebate ....

    T1 Terry
     
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    I can't really add to this one!
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    THIS IS WHY CATS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON PIRATE SHIPS!
     
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  15. oldman

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    ....they cause pirates to look down the wrong end of telescopes.....?
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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  16. wirrah

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    I get the Escher reference but not really across as to why they want his donkey!!
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  17. Jurgen Grossmutter

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    Sounds like pile-on / pylon to me
     
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  18. wirrah

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    A horse walked into a bar and asked for a beer. The barman looked at the horse and said

    "You should go easy on that. You may be an alcoholic".

    To which the horse replied

    "I don't think I am" and promptly vanished.

    To explain - this is a reference to the philosopher Descarte's well known premise

    "I think there for I am"

    Which I would of explained initially but that would have put Descarte before de horse.
     
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