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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. Grantus

    Grantus Well-Known Member

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    My mechanic has a standard generic statement at the end of each Invoice, that includes “reset service light”…….

    When I questioned him about this, after working on my T3’s that obviously don’t have a “time for service” type thing, his reply was, “It’s not on now, so must have been reset!” :p
     
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    More likely he's been tearing around the house, traumatising the D'man, pissing off his mother, catching mice, and all around causing mischief. Box, basket or bathtub... he's in it! :)
     
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  3. Wayne murray

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    Is it a Maine Coon, My cat loves parcels that arrive ,he wants to be in them before you open them.
     
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  4. Grantus

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    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Bwahahahahahah….
    Thanks Kazz, made my morning !
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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    Looks like a Maine Coon to me………….neat looking cats………..(Maybe a Maine Cheer !!)
     
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    An easier method is to just not change the oil. Over time it just “disappears”. Magic.
    When the red light comes on you just top up the oil the next time you fill up with petrol.

    This method works for me.
     
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    As far as I know Hamish is just a moggy. He and his sister were chucked out of a car window at a roundabout in Mildura one wet night. The people in the car following rescued them and they were taken to the cat rescue lady. We got him for D'man and brought him home. Now he picks on Darcy between bouts of sleeping and box sitting.
     
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    Smart car lobotomy.
     
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  20. Wayne murray

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    Wonder if Hella or Bosch have got there own version of this. ;)
     
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