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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. Barry

    Barry Well-Known Member

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    I believe they are different.
    I think Hella is for white smoke and Bosch is for grey
     
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    definitely needed for Lucas (prince of darkness)
     
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    Just emailed this, to a very good friend, that owns an MGA….:D
     
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    Reckon he’s a Maine Coon and a very lucky cat…………..
     
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    Clear evidence that masks save lives was revealed a few days ago .... The mate was walking down a busy street, arm in arm with his girlfriend, when his wife walked past the other way and didn't recognise him ........

    T1 Terry
     
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  13. David H

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    Belly laugh here T1 ....thanks:D.
    Cheers
     
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  18. rstucke

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    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
    'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
    The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
    She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.

    The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 16 and you were only 15,' he says solemnly.
    Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.

    The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in your bedroom'
    'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.

    The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
    'I remember that, too' she replied softly.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."
     
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