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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. wombatventures

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    All I have to do to get Billie off our bed, couch, chair is to look at the doorway quickly and make a low barking sound…..
    She clears the bed like Underdog and hurtles downstairs looking for intruders…..
    It’s my way of getting even! :rolleyes:
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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    If D-man is taking to much space, I quietly call the cat. Hamish is the D-man's arch nemesis! ;)
     
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    A mate of mine told me a story about herbs and seafood today……
    But, this is neither the Thyme nor the Plaice to repeat it .

    (Blame my dentist for this one…..I was 4 hrs in the chair today…)
    Cheers,
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    Yeah…….tell me about it Col.o_O
    First round of implant surgery of two….
    End result of climbing (and falling out of…..) a tree as a 14yo.
    I’ve had a lifetime of grief and now is the time to get it done properly….

    whilst I’m unable to talk for a couple of days, I figured I could still post crap;)
    The really uncanny thing is that the similarities between the 6 rivnuts I put into the kombi on Saturday and the surgery I went through this morning are too close for comfort.
    At least I used real sized drills, sockets, ratchets and fixtures……..
    Cheers,
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