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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Is he resting on the Crocodile Rock :rolleyes:
     
  2. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Nah, he’s cruising with Benny and the Jets.......
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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  3. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Down the Yellow Brick Road :p
     
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  4. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    ....looking for a Tiny Dancer......
    Cheers,
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  5. tintop

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    I met my wife in an African language class. We just clicked.
     
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  6. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    ..... hoping there are no Sad Songs :oops:
     
  7. tintop

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    what did the pirate say when he turned 80?

    aye matey
     
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  8. Ninga

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    How much are pirates earrings?
    About a buccaneer.
     
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  9. David H

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    Person walks past a kid with a pirate hat on & asks " Where are your buccaneers?" Kid replies "Under my buccken hat":oops:
    Cheers
     
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  10. Barry

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    Where do pirates go when they want to have fun?
    To the pARRRRk!

    What's a pirates favourite country?
    Arrrgintina"

    How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
    An arm and a leg!

    What does a dyslexic pirate say?
    RRAAAAAAAAAAA!

    What was the pirates name that had no arms and legs that is at your front door?
    Captain MAT!
     
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  11. Barry

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    What do you call a pirate with 3 eyes?
    Piiirate!
     
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  12. Barry

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    Wadda ya call a female pirate with a wooden leg?

    ARRRRRR Lene !!!!
     
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  13. Grantus

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    At least we are back to crap jokes on this thread. :rolleyes:


    Which is still better than the “crap comments” about the crap jokes, that have been appearing.....o_O
     
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  14. KahunaKombi

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    A new twist on the oldie about where's a pirate's ears :eek:
     
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  15. tintop

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    10 letters of the pirates alphabet:
    I, I,
    R,
    seven Cs
     
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  16. MAP77

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    On his buccan head ..... of course!
     
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  17. Jerome

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    Another from my favourite coffee shop FB_IMG_1540809511820.jpg
     
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  18. reelmick

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    I recorded my wife's hairdressing appointment , now i'm watching the highlights.
     
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  19. tintop

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    At our local hairdresser you can buy a hairpiece for $5...that's a small price toupee
     
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  20. KahunaKombi

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    Yup the buccan ears would be there :eek::confused::p
     

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