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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. rstucke

    rstucke Well-Known Member

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    Not kombis but useful in understanding the young.


    Apparently the Baby-Boomers all have motorcycles.

    Generation X is only buying a few, and the next generation isn't buying any at all.

    A recent study was done to find out why?

    Here are the reasons why Millennials don't ride motorcycles:

    1. Pants won't pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.

    2. Can't get their phone to their ear with a helmet on.

    3. Can't use 2 hands to eat while driving.

    4. They don't get a trophy and a recognition plaque just for buying one.

    5. Don't have enough muscle to hold the bike up when stopped.

    6. Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.

    7. Motorcycles don't have air conditioning.

    8. They can't afford one because they spent 12 years in college trying to get a degree in Humanities,

    Social Studies or Gender Studies for which no jobs are available.

    9. They are allergic to fresh air.

    10. Their pajamas get caught on the exhaust pipes.

    11. They might get their hands dirty checking the oil.

    12. The handle bars have buttons and levers and cannot be controlled by touch-screen.

    13. You have to shift manually and use something called a clutch.

    14. It's too hard to take selfies while riding.

    15. They don't come with training wheels like their bicycles did.

    16. Motorcycles don't have power steering or power brakes.

    17. Their nose ring interferes with the face shield.

    18. They would have to use leg muscle to back up.

    19. When they stop, a light breeze might blow exhaust in their face.

    20. It could rain on them and expose them to non-soft water.

    21. It might scare their therapy dog, and then the dog would need therapy.

    22. Can't get the motorcycle down the basement stairs of their parent’s home.
     
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  2. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Rick, issues requiring therapy or medical assistance requiring payment for would be put up on GoFundMe :eek:
     
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  3. rstucke

    rstucke Well-Known Member

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    that would be no. 23
     
  4. reelmick

    reelmick Active Member

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    when i was doing national service i came across a woman sobbing locked out of a kombi ,i removed my trouses rolled them in a ball and rubbed them on the window and up popped the lock, thats magic she said ,how did you do that ? easy these are my khaki's.
     
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  5. tintop

    tintop Well-Known Member

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    when i was younger it was fashionable to wear army camouflage pants but i kept losing mine
     
  6. paul77

    paul77 Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what people see in that camo gear?
     
  7. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Camo gear....?
    Never seen it ......
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
  8. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    They're trying to hide their legs :eek: ..... if wearing shorts or longs :confused:
     
  9. David H

    David H Well-Known Member

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    Apparently you can open doors with Khaki;)? That's got to make them attractive:p.
    Cheers
     
  10. gazman

    gazman Well-Known Member

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  11. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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    Do-you-think-he-saw-us!
     
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  12. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    What king do you see every Christmas?
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    Stoc-king!
     
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  13. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
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    It's got a great menu but no atmosphere :eek:
     
  14. tintop

    tintop Well-Known Member

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    did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

    he sold his soul to santa
     
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  16. BrianK

    BrianK Well-Known Member

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    A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
    So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
    The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"
    But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
    Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
    You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.
    The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
    And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
    "W I N A B A G E L"
     
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  18. Barry

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    What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
    One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
     
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  19. Barry

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    5 guys walk into a bar.

    You would think one of them would have seen it.
     
  20. BrianK

    BrianK Well-Known Member

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    I will never go bungee jumping,
    A rubber breaking was the reason I was born.
    It sure as hell isnt going to be the reason I die.
     
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