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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

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    How do you stop a Skunk from smelling?
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    Hold it's nose :eek:
     
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    What do you call a fake noodle?
    An Impasta

    How does a penguin build it's house?
    Igloos it together

    What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
    An irrelephant

    The shovel was a ground-breaking invention

    What do you call a fat psychic?
    A four-chin teller.
     
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    Life is like a box of chocolate..... It doesn't last as long for fat people!
     
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    What did the pencil say to the paper?

    I dot my I’s on you
     
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    What is orange and sounds like a parrot

    A carrot
     
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    A at music festival...things got a little backed up so Shane came to the rescue.
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