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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. Wattie

    Wattie Well-Known Member

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  2. rstucke

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    Anyone got an owner's manual for a wife? Mine's giving off a terrible whining noise!
     
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    Just lost my appetite!
     
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  4. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Wheel Ants.........distant relatives of Tin Worms ...?
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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    Mud wasps stop more motors up here.
     
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    This is true down here as well. I could not start my 2kv generator until I removed the mud wasp nursery in the exhaust.
     
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  8. rstucke

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    Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy!
     
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  9. David H

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    I was down in my local suburb last night & this sexy girl approached me & offered to "Do anything for a $100?". I gave her my address & asked her to paint my house;).
     
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    The missus phoned today and said "three of the girls in the office received bunches of flowers. They're absolutely gorgeous."

    I said, "that's probably why they got flowers."
     
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