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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. Wayne murray

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    What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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    An in-vest-igator
     
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  4. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Which Dogs say "Meow"?
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    Police Dogs working undercover
     
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    When I was a little boy, I had an invisible Japanese friend. Just recently, I have discovered it was only my imagine asian.
     
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    You practicing for Mallacoota, Brian ?
    Cheers,
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  7. Justaca

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    Knock Knock!
     
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    So relate to this one... FB_IMG_1550653929073.jpg
     
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    Can someone open the door! o_O
     
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    Tried it for 28 years & never made a call! He just said "Go to work you unmotivated B"
    Went to work. He was too hard to argue with;).
    Cheers
     
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    Vintage is starting late, so I am a definite no show. :(
     
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    I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk.

    But I never got the chants.
     
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    Who is a Penguin's favourite relative?
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    Aunt Arctica
     
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    Whoosey La La Brine!
     
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    I was going to tell you the one about the fence, but you wouldn't get over it.


    there's the one about the ceiling, nah, forget it its over your heads.
     
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    Why do walruses love a tupperware party?

    They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
     
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  20. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
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    One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter :eek:
     
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