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Gerbel Greer Idea

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by 2slow, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. 2slow

    2slow Member

    Brisbane - South
    Ok, don't want to highlight the rantings of someone who obviously was missing having TV cameras on them but I would like to propose the following:

    Terry Irwin gets to go to the UK and capture Greer, tie her up tape her mouth etc. just like you would a Croc. She is then relocated to Australia Zoo and set up in her own exibit (open to ideas on what to call this exibit). She would have to be in a fully soundproofed cage so the public could see in but could not hear her rantings.

    Now we need to be humane to any animal so she needs to be allowed to bathe, so every night the keepers should lead her to Agro's pond for a bath.

    Now she would need visiting rights so we should allow Sam Kikovich (spelling?) to visit at any time and of course I am sure she would love to see the Cantebury Bulldogs when they are in town. For TV viewing she can have the choice of seasons 1,2,3,4,5, ??? of Big brother and of course the classic Porky's box set.

    Seriously though, based on what comes out of her mouth can you imagine how awful it must be inside her head!
  2. jhp1

    jhp1 New Member

    Simple answer "SHOOT HER!". Done and dusted.

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