Discussion in 'Klub Fest 2009' started by KellieBee, Jun 8, 2009.
I tried to talk Mel into it...but she knows how cold it gets down there
we are officially on our way, moved out of home, into rocky, only got as far as Gin Gin, but time for sleep has come....
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
A sunken chest with no booty! :lol: :lol:
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
Have you heard about the new pirate movie?.......... It’s rated AARRRRGGH!
what is a pirates favorite study subject? ..........arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
what's a pirate's second-choice job? ..........an arrrrrrchitect!
what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? ..........arrrr
What kind of socks does a pirate wear? .......... AARRRRGGHyle!
What’s a pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation? ..........A cAARRRRGGH!
What does a gourmet pirate add to his dinner? ..........A gAARRRRGGHnish!
What Star Wars character is really a pirate?..........AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!
What’s a pirate’s favorite country? ..........AARRRRGGHentina!
Why did the pirate go on vacation? ..........He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
where do pirates put their trash?.......... in the GARRRRRRRRRRRBAGE can!
what is a pirates favorite doll?.............. BARRRRRRRRRRBIE!
where do pirates keep their cookies?....... in a jarrrr!!!!
how did the pirate become a lawyer? .......he passed the barrrrr!!!!
where do pirates like to eat? ........... the HARRRRRRD rock cafe!
what are pirates afraid of? ....... the DARRRRRRRRRRK
what did the pirate do to his drowining first mayte?..... C P ARRRRRRRRR
where did the pirate put its car when it was done driving it?.... the PARRRRRRRRRKING lot
why are pirates the coolest?...... they just ARRRRRRRR!!!
where do pirates keep their weapons?.....in an ARRRRRRRRSONAL!
what's a pirates favorite fast food restraunt? .........arrrrrr-by's
where do pirates park their ships?........ in the harrrrrrbor!
where do pirates get their haircut? ..........at the barrrrrber!
Holy S#@t John, I think your've got em all there mi Heaaaarrrrrrrrrrttttty :lol:
where is klubfest??????
Your right I hope everyone has packed lots of blankets, its freezing this morning
Its friggin freezing this morn!!!!....i'll be wearing layer upon layer upon layer while camping.
Go the swamp cooler Patty boy!
You been on the Rum again John?
Well I am really pi***d as I have to work all weekend. was looking forward to taking the girls camping for the weekend but hopefully next year we will get there
Hah!! You're all soft!! You don't even know what cold is in Queensland.
Down in sunny Kiama I'm in shorts & a Tee shirt & looking fabulous.
Enjoy Klubfest everyone.
think i saws a dwop bear
thats a matter of opinion !!......:wtf:
Was that you guys travelling through Gumpie about 2.30 fri avo?
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