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The Lighter Side Of Kombi's

Discussion in 'Kombi Club' started by cammokombi, Dec 27, 2006.

  1. cammokombi

    cammokombi New Member

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    I sometimes find some jokes or cartoons that lend themselves to our situations. So with a little bit of tweaking on my side I would like to present The Lighter Side of Kombi's. If you find any toons/jokes etc. please post them here!
    Regards,
    Cammo

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  2. cammokombi

    cammokombi New Member

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    buying a kombi

    What the Kombi advert said versus what it really means
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    needs minor work = needs significant work
    needs nothing = except a tow truck
    easy project kombi = completely disassembled, bring many boxes
    minor rust = don't sit down!
    minor rust = major rust you can’t see...
    low mileage = only 999000
    convertible = after driving under low tree branch
    runs great = too bad it doesn’t roll
    alarm = wires are cut to sell stolen
    nice stereo = to overcome exhaust noise
    needs paint = to cover rust
    new paint = beautifully covers rust
    fully loaded = seller is too
    all options = blog, pollyfiller, fiberglass repairs, etc.
    rare model = one of 500,000 made
    must sell = before the law finds seller
    must sell = need bail money
    summer fun = roof leaks in winter
    summer fun = won't make it to autumn
    reliable = don't leave the neighborhood
    daily driver = once around the block then it over heats
    only driven Sundays = religiously thrashes it on the highway
    engine rebuilt = engine degreased to look it
    doesn’t smoke = heater disconnected so you wont smell it in the cab
    trans. rebuilt = fine sawdust used to make it quiet
    3 speed gearbox = 4th gear is dead
    hurry, won't last = neither will car
    new tires = retreads years ago
    well maintained = oil changed every other leap year
    drives like dream = nightmare
    always garaged = embarrassed to leave it outside
    family owned = driven by 6 teenagers
    fully restored = nothing original

    It sounds just like the one I bought!
     
  3. cammokombi

    cammokombi New Member

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    Grey Nomads

    A couple of Grey Nomads who'd recently fitted out their Kombi campervan, were sitting outside in their deck chairs, When the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"
    He moved over and sat close to her.
    "Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?" He reached over and held her tight.
    "And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to nibble on my ear?" With that, her husband got up and started to walk toward the front of the Kombi.
    "Where are you going?" she asked. "Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."
     
  4. warb

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    hahaha.....
     
  5. cammokombi

    cammokombi New Member

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    Pearly Gates

    A kombi owner went through the pearly gates and met Saint Peter.
    St Peter asked, What is the bravest thing you have ever done?
    The kombi owner replied, Well, A bikie gang parked thier bikes next to my kombi and one of them put a big scratch right down the side of my new duco. I was so angry that I got in my kombi and backed into thier Harley's and knocked two of them over. Then I got out and walked right up to the biggest brute and I punched him as hard as I could right in the chest.
    St. Peter remarked, That was a brave thing to do, but when did this happen?
    The kombi owner replied, Oh about five minits ago.
     
  6. winerot

    winerot Active Member

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    cammokombi thats a classic joke
     
  7. cammokombi

    cammokombi New Member

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    Einstein

    When Einstine died and went up to Heaven he was ushered into a small room just inside the gates. Inside the room were other newbies. As he sat waiting he began to wonder who in heaven he would be able to have intelligent meaningfull conversations with? He decided to do a quick poll. He approached the first man and asked. I hope you dont mind but I was wondering what your I.Q. was? The man smiled and replied, 138. Einstein was amazed. We can discuss my alternate theories on relitivity, this is wonderful he said. He aproached a second man and asked his I.Q. and was told 125. Again Einstein was delighted to find such rare intelectual minds and he knew he would be able to hold high level discussions of great intelect with the people in heaven. There was another soul sitting there so Einstein included him also and asked his I.Q. The man looked at Einstein in awe then slowly replied, My I.Q. is only about 50. Einstien pondered this for a moment then replied...................................


















    Well, how are things at the Kombi Club?
     
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  8. Diddlie

    Diddlie New Member

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    Excellent, loved the list of "true meanings"
     
  9. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Classic Cammo - great post you've put up :)
     
  10. cammokombi

    cammokombi New Member

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    kombi muscle car

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  11. kaye and rex

    kaye and rex New Member

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    They are way cool...Rex just loves the 3rd one ...I wonder why?I just think it's an ad for skin cancer!!What on earth is the first one?

    Thanks Cammo

    cheers
    Kaye and Rex
     
  12. cammokombi

    cammokombi New Member

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    Feed back

    Thanks for the feed back. I get people telling me that they like this thread. I just want to ask if anyone else has or comes across a wierd kombi photo or joke etc to post it here too.

    A smile a day means your Kombi's a Bay.
    If you own a Splitty? Now what rhymes with Splitty?

    {evil laughter!!!!}
     
  13. Van Housing

    Van Housing Well-Known Member

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    How do you get a splittie to go faster? Push it off a cliff...
    How do you get a splittie to go faster? Tow it with a bay...
     
  14. cammokombi

    cammokombi New Member

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    Lol!!!

    Ha Ha Ha
    Oh! Now you've done it! You have upset all the splittie mob now. Ha Ha

    How about 101 uses for a dead splittie?
    A dog kennel?
    A bloody big mail box?
    A shed for the lawn mower?
     
  15. cbus

    cbus Well-Known Member

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    Good thread Cammo
    Keep em commin

    LIKE the idea of the split caravan with rear side entrance and the flip out windscreens. Just appeals.

    cheers
    col
     
  16. cammokombi

    cammokombi New Member

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    kombi jet ski?

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  17. Van Housing

    Van Housing Well-Known Member

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    A ship's anchor?
    A public toilet block?
    A coffin for a horse?
    An artillery target?
    Donor panels for a bay?
     
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  18. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Hell Cammo - where are you pulling these from - just had to check my Filmore to see if he got stickers over his rear end - sure enough he has and he is only the small $2 one :)
     
  19. Split 1

    Split 1 New Member

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    Great pics, keep em coming.

    Dave
     
  20. shannon

    shannon New Member

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    Did this come out standard?
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