Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.
Don't fret, he's a plucky young fella!
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty.
She looked more beautiful than she ever had before!
All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!
One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.
She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
There is no way I could ever repay you."
"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it.
I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later and if all goes well. I will be dept free, I’m so excited I can barely put my ski mask on.
watch out for the fork in the road
My.... that's an unfortunate forking.
3 tynes & the handle in. Must have been an attractive tyre.
Any one want to explain the physics that could cause this. How can it enter 2 positions with one rotational direction????
Best I can do is the handle entered first & the pressure from inside caused the 'leverage effect' to push the tynes up & the next roll caused the tynes to embed & the missing embed was because it was in the groove. But it did try!
Hey did you here that doctors have discovered the leading cause of dry skin ?
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.
The Father said, ‘Top o’ the mornin’ To ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan And didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?’
She replied, ‘Aye, that ye did, Father.’
The Father asked, ‘And be there Any wee little ones yet?’
She replied, ‘No, not yet, Father.’
The Father said, ‘Well now, I’m going to Rome next week And I’ll light a fertility candle for ye And yer hoosband.’
She replied, ‘Oh, thank ye, Father…’ They then parted ways..
Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, ‘Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?’
She replied, ‘Oh, very well, Father!’
The Father asked, ‘And tell me , Have ye any wee ones yet?’
She replied, ‘Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles, Ten in all!’
The Father said, ‘That’s wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?’
She replied, ‘E’s gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin’ candle!!!
Sharon just handed me a 'get better soon' card.
I'm not sick, she just reckons I could be better.
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