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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. Grantus

    Grantus Well-Known Member

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    Went shopping today.......... bought this birthday card: ;)

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    And another, that I just had to buy....... :)

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    I need your advice people!
    I've been offered 8 legs of venison for $40.

    Is that two dear?
     
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    I was asked by a visitor to Canberra, how many people actually work at Parliament House................?


    Less than half of them - was my answer.
     
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    The wife said, "Here's $50, get the dog a warm jacket, if there's any money left get yourself a beer."


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    Absolute gold & green:):D. Very Aussie way to deal with things:cool:.
    No 'change' after you'd emptied the dog coat other than the dog coat...eh Geoff?
    Cheers
     
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  17. KahunaKombi

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    Why did Shakespeare write in ink?
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    Because he couldn't decide which pencil to use ..... 2B or not 2B

    :eek::rolleyes::confused:;)
     
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    Some of your posts Mark are ?????? (P) Sus:p.
    Cheers
     
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