Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.
Went shopping today.......... bought this birthday card:
And another, that I just had to buy.......
I need your advice people!
I've been offered 8 legs of venison for $40.
Is that two dear?
I was asked by a visitor to Canberra, how many people actually work at Parliament House................?
Less than half of them - was my answer.
The wife said, "Here's $50, get the dog a warm jacket, if there's any money left get yourself a beer."
Absolute gold & green. Very Aussie way to deal with things.
No 'change' after you'd emptied the dog coat other than the dog coat...eh Geoff?
Why did Shakespeare write in ink?
Because he couldn't decide which pencil to use ..... 2B or not 2B
Some of your posts Mark are ?????? (P) Sus.
Separate names with a comma.