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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. David H

    David H Well-Known Member

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    The one with the double strength coffee Jerome;).
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  2. David H

    David H Well-Known Member

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    Looks like fish:). Maybe not taste like fish but I like it;).
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  3. KahunaKombi

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  4. deeksy62

    deeksy62 Well-Known Member

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    You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes!
     
  5. Barry

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    Cracker
     
  6. 68BUS

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    Why do the Hong Kong Police wake up so early?


    To beat the crowd...
     
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  7. Barry

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    Ouch!!!!
     
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  8. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
    spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 - year phase in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
    make the sivil servants jump with joy.

    The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
    konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
    troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
    fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
    reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
    ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
    disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
    "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
    "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

    Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
    understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer,


    VE VIL AL BE SPEKING GERMAN LIKE ZEY VUNTED IN ZE FORST

    PLAS!!!!

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    Mark
     
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  9. Luckyphil

    Luckyphil Well-Known Member

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    There was nothing to clean up, This is a joke thread where political correctness dosnt live. Grants joke amused many and offended ? or is this a squeaky wheel thing.
     
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  10. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Agree Phil, agree......
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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  12. Barry

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  13. MAP77

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    Das ist gut!
     
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  14. Jerome

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    Made me laugh
     
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  15. chris taylor

    chris taylor Well-Known Member

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    My grand kids send me txt just like this. I have to sit down with pen and paper and try to interpret what they are trying to Tell me.
     
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  16. Alpal

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    Use your spill chick..
     
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  17. oldman

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    Waitress....?
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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  18. deeksy62

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    I spotted an albino Dalmatian yesterday

    It was the least I could do.
     
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  19. David H

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    Damn.. sometimes I just don't get it but this roll on this thread has been right there for me:cool:.
    Peeing myself;).
    Cheers
     
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  20. MAP77

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