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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    In the context of the toilet paper panic buying, I thought it was time this one re-surfaced.....:rolleyes:

    A bear is out in the forest foraging for honey.
    He feels the urge to "unload" and climbs over a log for a bit of privacy......
    Once comfortable, the bears starts his business but is aware of another creature in close proximity.
    The bear looks to his left and sees a rabbit in a similar position, relieving himself.
    The bear asks the rabbit,
    " do you have any trouble with 5hit sticking to your fur....?"
    the rabbit responds,
    "no, never have...."
    The bear says,
    "fine....."
    and grabs the rabbit , wipes his ar5e and heads back into the forest looking for honey........

    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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  2. Grantus

    Grantus Well-Known Member

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    An oldie, but a goodie......... and how apt in the current situation! :D

    Well done. ;)

     
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  3. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Now watch pet stores sell out of rabbits !
    (sorry Melissa.....:rolleyes:)
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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    Oh doG. We have heaps of rabbits in the paddocks here. Time to lock down.
     
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  8. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Now that's spooky as I was thinking of that joke yesterday :eek:;)
     
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  10. KahunaKombi

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    Sunday most weekends the wife's spinster sister turns up ..... oh the conversation is riveting if you can understand her and work out what the thing is she talks about - yup makes no sense to me ...... SO I have to leave the lounge room down the short hall passage past the storage room where the Scotch, Rum, Gin, Ouzo, Sambuca & Bourbon is so nip in for a quick nip of what's the taste on the way to the garage beer fridge for a refill :oops:;):eek::D then back to see what her latest think or is that thing is o_O:confused::rolleyes:
     
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  11. bagman

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    That’s me in the fast lane....BTW who else tire shines their mud flaps
     
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    Everybody keeps saying they are surprised to know I can ride a pushbike!

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