Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.
He'll have to do some squirreling from know on
Geeze Brian ..... you'd have to be cautious about wearing that to an Arachnophobic's Conference
Not really a crap joke...
Schrödinger was a cruel twisted unit.
I was gonna say it was a rubbish joke but...
When l used to teach I'd use humour like this and often sided with the kids. Humour and honesty are the most important tools a teacher can have. Teenagers can smell hypocrisy as quick as a Labrador can smell a barbie.
I based my teaching on Shaun Micallef, Monty Python and Ian Chappell.
Did you know, that in the Canary Islands, there is not one canary.
And in the Virgin Islands - same thing.
Not one canary there either.
Was sent this the other day.
Reckon I would giggle if I saw it in a cubicle.
When a fish shop has a vacancy do they try to fillet!
On the bottom of a toilet door, at the well-disappeared Fairway Ford (Unley, SA) the graffiti said, "Beware the Limbo Dancer"
That's a ripper. And as I read the second line, I wondered, how would they know. Then the penny dropped!
My wife was cooking last night, and kept complaining about all the noise while was try to cook, so I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
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