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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. Wayne murray

    Wayne murray Well-Known Member

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    He'll have to do some squirreling from know on
     
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    Geeze Brian :eek: ..... you'd have to be cautious about wearing that to an Arachnophobic's Conference :confused:
     
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    Not really a crap joke...

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  10. Jurgen Grossmutter

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    Schrödinger was a cruel twisted unit.

    I was gonna say it was a rubbish joke but...
     
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  11. Jurgen Grossmutter

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    When l used to teach I'd use humour like this and often sided with the kids. Humour and honesty are the most important tools a teacher can have. Teenagers can smell hypocrisy as quick as a Labrador can smell a barbie.

    I based my teaching on Shaun Micallef, Monty Python and Ian Chappell.
     
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    Did you know, that in the Canary Islands, there is not one canary.

    And in the Virgin Islands - same thing.

    Not one canary there either.
     
  13. Barry

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    Was sent this the other day.
    Reckon I would giggle if I saw it in a cubicle.

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    When a fish shop has a vacancy do they try to fillet! :D:D
     
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    On the bottom of a toilet door, at the well-disappeared Fairway Ford (Unley, SA) the graffiti said, "Beware the Limbo Dancer"
     
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    That's a ripper. And as I read the second line, I wondered, how would they know. Then the penny dropped!
     
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    My wife was cooking last night, and kept complaining about all the noise while was try to cook, so I took the battery out of the smoke detector.
     
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