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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. melissa

    melissa Administrator Staff Member

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    After discussion with other moderators, this thread has been tidied up and reinstated.

    The lesson is: if you don't like what is posted, move on. If you really find it offensive - let a moderator know. This is not difficult.

    DO NOT START AN ARGUMENT HERE COMMENTING AND CAUSING DISAGREEMENTS. It's meant to be a crappy joke thread, not written law or anything important and you need to keep in mind that your sense of humour may not be the same as someone elses sense of humour but you don't have to cause chaos complaining or fighting.

    Think of it this way - you might really like watching The Office on TV - I really like the original with Ricky Gervais but I refuse to watch the American version yet lots of other people watch it - I am not going to call them stupid or cause arguments - it's a fact of life and we need to get along with our differences - BUT PLEASE LIGHTEN UP!!!!
     
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  2. KahunaKombi

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    Beetles have been done with the MB grill and V8's under the hood + some done with RR grills :eek::confused:;):):D
     
  3. tintop

    tintop Well-Known Member

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    it's really cold over here today - saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets
     
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  4. Grantus

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    I was driving a visitor to Canberra past Parliament House.

    She looked at the size of the building & the huge grounds, and asked, “So how many people actually work there?”

    I answered: “About half of them.”
     
  5. tintop

    tintop Well-Known Member

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    I'm all for multiculturalism but I can't stand those Russian dolls - they're so full of themselves
     
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  6. KahunaKombi

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    They were great fun to play with as a kid :D ..... I'm of Russian heritage :eek: ..... not offended as I see the humorous side in the joke ;)
     
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  8. Luckyphil

    Luckyphil Well-Known Member

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    Woman mature faster than men as men dont develop breasts till aprox age 45
     
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  9. KahunaKombi

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    In memory of my Russian Grandmother that song was not worthy of being listened to :( when released or even now.
     
  10. Jurgen Grossmutter

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    She's my fave female singer.
     
  11. Jurgen Grossmutter

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    Abreasted Development???
     
  12. gazman

    gazman Well-Known Member

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    Bert's Russian Grandmother?...... :D
     
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  14. oldman

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    Good one Wayne ;)
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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  15. KahunaKombi

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  16. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Sometimes I pretend to be normal (at work) and then I go home and be me !!
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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    68BUS Well-Known Member

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    I have stopped pretending to be normal at work. :D
     
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  18. wombatventures

    wombatventures Well-Known Member

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    From Utah Phillips...
    Daughter says to Utah..."why can't you be normal?"
    Old friend raps her on the shin and says...." he is normal dear. What you meant to say was average!"
     
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  19. Jurgen Grossmutter

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    I've tried to be normal my whole life. I've failed at every turn and in all aspects. I can't follow 'normal'
    Astrologically I'm as Uraniac as they come.
     
  20. grumble

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    And do you get into trouble for that Mark? Just kidding Mate I was the same but now that I am retired I don't care.
     

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