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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    I think his finger was in his eye when he pulled the trigger on that purchase :rolleyes:
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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    MAP77 Well-Known Member

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  10. BrianK

    BrianK Well-Known Member

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    A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.
    He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from London and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop.
    He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cop's expense!!
    Glasgow cop says, " License and registration, please."
    London Lawyer says, "What for?"
    Glasgow cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
    London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
    Glasgow cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and Registration, Please.”
    London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
    Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law, License and registration, please!"
    London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket.
    If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
    Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
    The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.
    The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the lawyer and says,
    "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
     
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    MAP77 Well-Known Member

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  17. wombatventures

    wombatventures Well-Known Member

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    A joke...
    196966066_4309959775714663_8616919855606003161_n.jpg
    Maybe...o_O
    HQABEGO
     
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  18. Wiz

    Wiz Active Member

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    NZ 1974 Ford Transit diesel with Holden Monaro? bumper.
    PR
     
  19. Jurgen Grossmutter

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    I thought a HQ Holden in reverse mode.
     
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