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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

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    The PM has confirmed that a new shipment of at least two million excuses – originally earmarked for October – will arrive in Australia next week, to replace depleted stocks.
     
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    Ford of Europe has created what it describes as a “premium fragrance” for those who miss the whiff of petrol in the new electric Mustang Mach-E.

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    Not sure where to post this…….but I guess here, is as good as place as any.

    Doing the shopping today, chicken stock was on the list. On the shelves, I then discovered the vegan option of “Plant Based” chicken stock, “Plant based” beef stock.

    But this one got me wondering…..:rolleyes: What else could you possibly base a vegetable stock on, apart from plants????? o_O

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    Good that it's certifed Organic. It's scary to think that all the other non-certified food stuffs that aren't organic. I mean, Copper Sulphate isn't particularly nutritious. Sodium Chloride is tasty but still...

    Mind you MSG is organic. And so is petrol...

    I still cannot get over the RSPCA approved chicken wings we feed the dogs. I bet the chickens didn't approve!
     
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    Arsenic as well
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    This is how they grow it to completely fill the packet
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    THAT’S the answer to our economic woes……!
    Fertiliser made using 100% Parliamentary dialogue.
    Australia would be back in surplus in no time at all……..:rolleyes:
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