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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

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    Cat gut guitar strings? :eek:
     
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    Where do bad rainbows go?

    Prism, but they only get a light sentence
     
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    Walking home from school one day (which equates to quite a few years ago) I saw an Afghan Hound chasing a cat (in Kareena Road, Miranda just to add some geographic context). The cat jumped up on a fence post, faced the dog, swiped its talons across the dog's nose and the dog bolted squeeling.
     
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    Another version of Spike Milligan’s gravestone inscription,
    “I told you I was ill”
    Cheers,
    Mark
     
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