Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.
Paddy says to Mick, I’m thing of buying a Labrador.
Fook that says Mick, have you seen how many of their owners that go blind.
I didn't see that coming
Thank you, thank you, thank you. The 3 Acts are just absolutely fabulous and so hauntingly familiar. No, don't think I'm looking in the mirror.
A quote from the blind contestant on Hard Quiz a few weeks back ..... Labrador by his side
Take it there's no bath tub
my son said he was going to take a bath...must have been that one
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Can I recycle that joke?
I'd heard they eat snails in France, but I never saw them on the menu at any fast food outlets.
What do cows most like to read?
What’s a firefly’s favorite game?
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Hmm. A bit like "What do you call a dear with no eyes?" - No Idea.
No eyes and no legs - Still No Idea
The next bit requires an expletive so I'll leave that one up to your imaginations.
Has that one been done before?
what's red and bad for your teeth?
Ever noticed how many advertisements are on daytime television for funeral arrangements?...that's the last thing I need.
What do you call an Irish girl with one leg ............................ Eileen
What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg ............................Irene
Separate names with a comma.