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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. betsy

    betsy Well-Known Member

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  2. BrianK

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    Paddy says to Mick, I’m thing of buying a Labrador.

    Fook that says Mick, have you seen how many of their owners that go blind.
     
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    I didn't see that coming
     
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    Thank you, thank you, thank you. The 3 Acts are just absolutely fabulous and so hauntingly familiar. No, don't think I'm looking in the mirror.
     
  6. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    A quote from the blind contestant on Hard Quiz a few weeks back :eek: ..... Labrador by his side :D
     
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  8. KahunaKombi

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    Take it there's no bath tub :oops::rolleyes:
     
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    my son said he was going to take a bath...must have been that one :rolleyes:
     
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    My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

    It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
     
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  11. Jurgen Grossmutter

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    Can I recycle that joke?
     
  12. tintop

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    I'd heard they eat snails in France, but I never saw them on the menu at any fast food outlets.
     
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  13. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    Clever :eek:
     
  14. Barry

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    What do cows most like to read?
    Cattle-logs.

    What’s a firefly’s favorite game?
    Hide-and-glow-seek.

    Why was the sand wet?
    Because the sea weed.

    How much does a pirate pay for corn?
    A buccaneer.
     
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    What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Fsh
     
  16. wirrah

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    Hmm. A bit like "What do you call a dear with no eyes?" - No Idea.

    No eyes and no legs - Still No Idea

    The next bit requires an expletive so I'll leave that one up to your imaginations.

    :oops: Has that one been done before?
     
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  17. tintop

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    what's red and bad for your teeth?
     
  18. tintop

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    a brick
     
  19. tintop

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    Ever noticed how many advertisements are on daytime television for funeral arrangements?...that's the last thing I need.
     
  20. KahunaKombi

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    What do you call an Irish girl with one leg ............................ Eileen

    What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg ............................Irene
     
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