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Crap joke thread....

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.

  1. oldman

    oldman Super Moderator Staff Member

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    What do you call a fella without arms and legs, cast adrift on the ocean......?

    Bob

    Cheers,
    Mark
     
  2. Barry

    Barry Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a vicar on a moped?

    Rev
     
  3. Barry

    Barry Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a priest who become a lawyer?

    Father-in-law
     
  4. Barry

    Barry Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a man who is not religious?

    Godfrey
     
  5. Barry

    Barry Well-Known Member

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    What do you call two burglars?

    A pair of knickers
     
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  6. BrianK

    BrianK Well-Known Member

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    A burglar stole all the light bulbs in my house.

    I know I should be more upset, but I’m absolutely delighted!
     
  7. Joy Kombi Wolfsburg

    Joy Kombi Wolfsburg Well-Known Member

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    This morning I saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall. I thought to myself “That’s a little condescending!”.
     
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  8. Jerome

    Jerome Well-Known Member

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  9. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    What do you call a cow with no legs :rolleyes:


    .... ground beef .... :eek:
     
  10. Jerome

    Jerome Well-Known Member

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  11. Jurgen Grossmutter

    Jurgen Grossmutter Active Member

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    A clairvoyant dwarf has escaped from jail.
    There is a small medium at large
     
  12. reelmick

    reelmick Active Member

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    what does the dentist of the year get


    a little plaque.
     
  13. reelmick

    reelmick Active Member

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    lady money-potts advertised for two handymen for her leafy property, 2 kombi driving mates answered and went for the interview ! show us your hands says her ladyship, and saw they were calloused and with cuts from hard work( working on kombi's ) done ! now show me your knees and they were scarred and calloused from previous work ( working on kombi's ) hmmmm she says seems your not afraid of hard work ! now show me your Testimonials . As they walked back to the kombi's one said. !you know if we were better educated we'd have got that job.!
     
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  14. MAP77

    MAP77 Well-Known Member

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  15. rstucke

    rstucke Well-Known Member

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  16. rstucke

    rstucke Well-Known Member

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  17. Ninga

    Ninga Well-Known Member

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    Apparently Elton John isn’t keen on Iceberg lettuce....
    He’s more of a rocket man.
     
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  18. MAP77

    MAP77 Well-Known Member

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  19. KahunaKombi

    KahunaKombi Super Moderator Staff Member

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    And he's still standing :confused:
     
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  20. MAP77

    MAP77 Well-Known Member

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    Still Standing - Like a Candle in the Wind? - just Don't Go Breaking My Heart!
     
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