Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.
What do you call a fella without arms and legs, cast adrift on the ocean......?
What do you call a vicar on a moped?
What do you call a priest who become a lawyer?
What do you call a man who is not religious?
What do you call two burglars?
A pair of knickers
A burglar stole all the light bulbs in my house.
I know I should be more upset, but I’m absolutely delighted!
This morning I saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall. I thought to myself “That’s a little condescending!”.
What do you call a cow with no legs
.... ground beef ....
A clairvoyant dwarf has escaped from jail.
There is a small medium at large
what does the dentist of the year get
a little plaque.
lady money-potts advertised for two handymen for her leafy property, 2 kombi driving mates answered and went for the interview ! show us your hands says her ladyship, and saw they were calloused and with cuts from hard work( working on kombi's ) done ! now show me your knees and they were scarred and calloused from previous work ( working on kombi's ) hmmmm she says seems your not afraid of hard work ! now show me your Testimonials . As they walked back to the kombi's one said. !you know if we were better educated we'd have got that job.!
Apparently Elton John isn’t keen on Iceberg lettuce....
He’s more of a rocket man.
And he's still standing
Still Standing - Like a Candle in the Wind? - just Don't Go Breaking My Heart!
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