Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Schmoburger, Oct 16, 2006.
Is he resting on the Crocodile Rock
Nah, he’s cruising with Benny and the Jets.......
Down the Yellow Brick Road
....looking for a Tiny Dancer......
I met my wife in an African language class. We just clicked.
..... hoping there are no Sad Songs
what did the pirate say when he turned 80?
How much are pirates earrings?
About a buccaneer.
Person walks past a kid with a pirate hat on & asks " Where are your buccaneers?" Kid replies "Under my buccken hat"
Where do pirates go when they want to have fun?
To the pARRRRk!
What's a pirates favourite country?
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook?
An arm and a leg!
What does a dyslexic pirate say?
What was the pirates name that had no arms and legs that is at your front door?
What do you call a pirate with 3 eyes?
Wadda ya call a female pirate with a wooden leg?
ARRRRRR Lene !!!!
At least we are back to crap jokes on this thread.
Which is still better than the “crap comments” about the crap jokes, that have been appearing.....
A new twist on the oldie about where's a pirate's ears
10 letters of the pirates alphabet:
On his buccan head ..... of course!
Another from my favourite coffee shop
I recorded my wife's hairdressing appointment , now i'm watching the highlights.
At our local hairdresser you can buy a hairpiece for $5...that's a small price toupee
Yup the buccan ears would be there
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